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Time: 8:00, Friday through Sunday

Welcome, trolls and trollettes, Graven here with Adorabloodthirsty. This is a special group for patrons of MSPA to organize troll "raids". The rules are the following, please take note:

DO: Take on the trollhandle and emblem of one of the trolls. There will only be one of each troll on a server, and up to 12 trolls on a single server.

DON'T: Be a fantroll.

DO: Put the symbol of "your" troll next to your regular name (not your trollhandle) if you want people to recognize you as a member of Adorabloodthirsty.

DON'T: Put both the symbol and trollhandle. The Zodiac characters tend to show up as squares in TF2.

DO: Ask a member to invite you if you want in. It's that easy!

DO: Get your group-approved tollvatar at the link below.

DON'T: Be polite to each other.

DO: Be polite to the humans. You can rage or be a snob, or whatever, but know when to stop aiming at the humans and aim at the other 11 guys who are prepared to take it.

DON'T: Troll the humans until ban-ination. This is pretty much us getting together on a server, acting like the trolls, and refusing to explain ourselves.

DON'T: use exploits. Seriously, don't do it. It's a very bad idea, and we were in some deep crap because of it.

DON'T: say "Dollars". Say "Boonbucks".

DO: Get at least one troll to record a demo so we can all laugh at it in the Adorabloodthirsty thread.

DO: Have fun! The entire point of this exercise is to entertain ourselves and whoever we might be visiting at the moment.

Trolls: (In case you forgot)

♈ Aradia (apocalypseArisen): n0 capitals, replaces "o" with "0".
♉ Tavros (adiosToreador): iNVERTED CAPS, says "uHH" a lot, uses commas instead of periods.
♊ Sollux (twinArmageddons): Replace2 "s" wiith "2", replace2 "i" with "ii", replace2 any of "two"'s homophones with "two".
♋ Karkat (carcinoGeneticist): ALL CAPS, very irate.
♌ Nepeta (arsenicCatnip):33< starts all lines with ":33<". Uses copious cat puns. often *injects her pretended actions into her text.* never uses capitals. ever. her smileys have two mouths on them. (:DD)
♍ Kanaya (grimAuxillatrix): Capitalizes Every Word She Types.
♎ Terezi (gallowsCalibrator): 4LL C4PS, R3PL4C3S "a", "i", 4ND "e" W1TH "4", "1", 4ND "3" R3SPECT1V3LY.
♏ Vriska (arachnidsGrip): Replaces "ate" or any fitting letter or groups of letters with 8. 8onus points if you can g8 the humans to point out that it m8kes no sense. Her smileys have four ":" in them.
♐ Equius (centaursTesticle): Starts lines with "D-- >" Replaces "loo" and "ool" sounds with "100" and "001". Replaces "x" with "%". Never swears. Ever.
♑ Gamzee (terminallyCapricous): AlTeRnAtInG cApS, drops cluster F-bombs.
♒ Eridan (caligulasAquarium): Doubles his "v"s and "w"s. Uses "in" instead of "ing" at the end of words.
♓ Feferi (cuttlefishCuller): Replaces "h" with ")(". Puts a dash before capital E's.

So, go nuts. And have fun.

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