This is the official page of the "Democratic" "Republic" of "Zimbabwe"'s Gamer Council. Members are expected to suck nut and blast cum.

- Any citizens found breaking the code of Epic Ethics will be, as quoted in Section 42 of the council's guidelines, "hung from the end of the cock, like the coward they are".
- Any Gamer Girl found further than 50 feet from a Daddy will be shot on sight.
- Homosexuality is allowed in cases where "The dick cute", otherwise, members should be expected to follow tradtional Zimbabwean laws.

Our current nuclear arsenal is now at (1) warhead, great work gamers!