In Every Ninja, There Is A Samurai, In Every Samurai, There Is A Spleen

We are the ancient samuninja*-order, Tha Zhado Clan (*A samuninja being a mix of a samurai and a ninja*).

"How can mirrors be real, if our eyes aren't?" is our main philosophy.
There is no way to perceive reality, unless you accept the fact that YOU are part of that force.



*You must be willing to defend Tha Zhado Clan from any dangers that it may face.

*No losers

*Praise The Cage

*If you see a heavily armed lady above the age of 82, you MUST slap her across the face with a fish of your choice.






We're also better than you in CS:G