THE PREGGER JEBUS HAS SPOKEN AND J-DUBB IS TEH PLAYA 4 TEH WEEK. SNIPERY AND DEMONATION ARE AN IMPORTANT PART OF A BALANCED DIET AND THE DUBBED ONE IS ALSO AN ADMIN WHICH IS NICE. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN OLD JIMMY WILSON DANCE!1!!!1

THE PREGGER JESUS HAS AWOKEN FROM HIS SLUMBER TO PROCLAIM THE PLAYA 4 TEH WEEKITIZATION OF COLDTOUCH THE KILLAIDENATOR!11!!!1! HIS ROCKETEERING, BATTERING, AND MEDICIZATIONAL SKILLZ R TEH LEETNESS, SO RESPEK!11!!!!!11! don't call your mother - don't call your priest
don't call your doctor - call the police
you bring the razor blade - I'll bring the speed
Take off your coat - it's gonna be a long night!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!11!!!!

THIS WEEK PREGGER JC PICKS SUPERFLAT TEH UBA-MEDIC FOR THE PLAYA. SUPEZ GOT TEH BOENSAWZ SKILLZ AND CAN SHOOT TEH AIDZ NEEDLZ PEW PEW. THE PREGGER JESUS HAZ SPOKAN!?!?!

SOMETIME BETWEEN SUNDAY NIGHT AND MONDAY MORNING, SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JAKK'D MY ACCOUNT. I'M SORRY IF THIS TARD SCREWED WITH ANY OF YOU GUYS AND HOPE THAT I GET MY FRIENDS LIST BACK LOL. APPARENTLY ITS ALL WORKING NOW AND I SHUD BE ON LATER 4 TEH PRAZES OF TEH PREGGER CHRIST. LATA, THE ACTUAL FACTUAL RACCOONS............

THE PREGGER JESUS DESIRES THE FURTHER MELEEITIZIZATION OF TEH TF2. IN THAT SPIRIT HE HATH PROCLAIMED THAT THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN NAMED ROADRAGE AND LOVES TEH BOINKAGE SHALL BE TEH PLAYA 4 TEH W33K FOR HE INDEED AUGHT TO BE ON A BASEBALL CARD. THE WIND IS HOWLING AND THE TIME IS RIGHT FOR FEAR IN THE EMERGENCE IN THE PHOSPHORESCENT TEARS AND ALL THE HIPPIES GONNA LICK THE MIND OF GOD!1!