Yeezus is love, Yeezus is life

> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Yeezus so much, I owned all his albums
> I pray to Yeezus every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Yeezus is love," I say "Yeezus is life."
> Jay-Z hears me and calls me a faggot
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Yeezus
> I called him a cunt
> He hits me, and takes away my Yeezus album
> I'm crying now, and I can't listen to Yeezus
> I sit infront of my CD player, and it's boring
> A warmth is moving towards my CD player
> I feel something touch me
> It's Yeezys
> I am so happy
> He whispers in my ear, "We have a new album"
> He grabs me with his powerful Yeezus hands and puts me in on my CD player
> I'm ready
> I listen to Yeezus for Yeezus
> He gives me a new album me
> It hurts so much but I do it for Yeezus
> I can feel my ears pounding, but I listen to it for Yeezus
> I ask Yeezus to produce for me
> I want to please Yeezus
> He yells a mighty rant as the album finishes
> Jay Z walks in
> Yeezus looks him dead in the eye and says, "It's all Yeezus now."
> Yeezus flies out my window
> Yeezus is love. Yeezus is life.