Welcome to the Home of the Retarded Unicorn

The Worst Brigade Combat Team is dedicated to ruining your day, week, month, year, and maybe even your life. Fun and happiness do not exist here. Suffer and shut up or you may find yourself in a ditch 10 miles outside town.

Please familiarize yourself with our Clan Pride Song: Cav Cock

My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
And who that fellow was who came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to cry
'Cause frankly there is nothing I can say

They’ve always had a thing for pushing the extremes
And they’ve just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
These moldy barracks have got me begging please
Give us the morale that we really need

'Cause there is no cock like the Cav’s cock
Send your asshole into shock
You need Cav’s cock of course-cock
Grab the booze and drink the pain away

My lip is quivering, my mood is turning blue and
I think of drinking down a handle or even two
My favorite stallion that I keep on my left shoulder
Stick it on and out be crying too

As I take more cock, Cav’s cock
Shut the door and turn the lock
Is your cock the Cav’s cock?
You will never hear me saying HORAH!

'Cause there is no cock like Cav’s cock
Put a lock inside a sock
Please stop now, Cav cock
Hurt me deep inside and make me pray

Fuckin’ Cav cock, Cav’s cock
Skiddy doot bee boop de dop
Cav cock, Cav cock
Beedy dip dee doot da bop