Hi! As you may know the year is coming to an end. Many people, excluding myself, like to make "resolutions", which is a goal that's made to boost self-esteem. For example, Tyler made a resolution to change his wooden, slimey teeth into teeth so pearly, that pirates try to capture him and sell him for "a buck-and-ear." Need more examples? Billy was tired of people pouring milk & cereal into his bowel-cut (Ha), so he wanted a haircut so smooth he'll look like the young Gwyneth Paltrow he's aspiring to be. So please, leave a comment on what you'd like to do, so all of us can make fun of your flaws.
Sincerely,
Supa, The Poopa

Howdy! I'd like to be first to welcome you, yeah you, to Whale Crew! You'll see that our school/pod/grind of whales are as thick as thieves. Enjoy your stay! *AHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* (WHALE NOISES!)