We be bringin Potato Pain to the seven seas.

We invade islands, Rape their Churches, Burn their Women, steal their water, and poison their rum. We are Financally Unstable, and base all transactions on pounds of potaters. We grow all taters on our ship, and then sell them as tots at the Giant Parrot. Our (financally unstable) affiliated business.

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