You are now entering the WAFFLsphere. Try not to burn up from the flavor.

Dear [sir | madam | bacon],

We at WAFFL.TV are very sorry that we ruined your [game | match | round | moba experience] by [acting like tools | ramming you | leading half the team in the wrong direction | just generally being terrible at the game].

Occasionally our [antics | insanity | trolling | bacon] gets out of hand and innocent civilians get caught in the crossfire.

When this happens, we do everything in our power to laugh our freaking arses off and upload the resulting hilarity to youtube.

Your reactions may be recorded for training porpoises (they're at war with the dolphins).

Sincerely,
bacon.