A home for all Gamers

The term 'Gamer' is an inclusionary one. It's everyone who plays video games and loves them.

Therefore everyone who has at least one game in their Steam Library is absolutely welcome here.

Except you, Greg Costikyan. Go away, you're not a Gamer. I think I heard a maiden in distress anyway, so why don't you go and gallop off to save her?

I'm not completely cruel. You may reclaim calling yourself a 'Gamer' when you hold up to your duel challenge and finally duel jayd3fox in Jedi Academy. The whole thing has to be recorded, of course.