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The Velcro Massive velcroland
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ABOUT The Velcro Massive

Velcro Massive: Proud partners with Volvo and Reebok.

WE ARE THE VELCRO MASSIVE. WE ARE THE ROUGHEST TOUGHEST GANG AROUND! WE SHALL BREAK YOUR NANS KNEECAPS, AND SELL THEM IN BULK TO IKEA. WE WILL GO INTO YOUR CHILDRENS BEDROOM AT NIGHT AND WE WILL STEAL THEIR LEAFBLOWERS.

WE WILL EAT YOUR TABLES. AND WE WILL RAPE YOUR FAMILY PET, THE COMMON HOUSE GOAT.

SO NEXT TIME YOU SEE THE VELCRO MASSIVE. DON'T RUSTLE OUR JIMMIES, CUZ' WE WILL FIST YOU UNTILL WE HAVE NO HANDS LEFT.
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Velcro Expansion
29 January, 2014 - 🦐 Tust 🦐 | 3 Comments

ONE FREE BOX OF CEREAL FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE VELCRO MASSIVE. AND MORE IN DUE TIME!

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VEEEEEELCRO MASSIVE
19 January, 2014 - 🦐 Tust 🦐 | 1 Comments

A<ODMOADMOAMDOA LEMONS

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8 Comments
Bambi 22 Jan, 2014 @ 7:01am 
Hey baws wassup baws lové y'a baws
Gimli 21 Jan, 2014 @ 6:27am 
laces are always in the way...
Only usefull when your name is bear grylls
cowboy monkey 20 Jan, 2014 @ 10:10am 
laces are ♥♥♥♥ tier
The Nutella Toast 19 Jan, 2014 @ 5:53pm 
C:
Samiol 19 Jan, 2014 @ 3:02pm 
Love dat velcro
🦐 Tust 🦐 19 Jan, 2014 @ 10:26am 
Yes space! Velcro is made from cheeseburgers!
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