My laptop has not arrived yet. I ordered it 11 days ago, but thats only 6 working days due to the bank holiday, so they have until thursday before i start to cry and sulk.

Welcome to Tonystarks, aka ♥♥♥♥ Shags and kebabas, aka Christ on a bike - and no doubt a plethora of other highly amusing names. He's another legendary cs playing to add to our roster.

I recently added a google homepage, one of the applications is 'word of the day'. Egregious - outrageously bad. Robtrolls cs skills are egregious. My challenge to you is to use this word in everyday conversation!

Get microphones you lazy buggers! Most useful thing in the world - after tweesers, and sticky tape, and cars, and the £10 note printing machine hidden under my bed.

If you haven't seen this game. Google it! Assassins Creed - it looks awesome, my top tip for Game of The Year 07!

My mouse sucks - i aim like a one armed iraqi with it. Nowhere near accurate enough for my super skillz (note the skills with a z - this denotes ever more skill than usual).

Finally - the word n00b is only used by noobs. (yes i know i've used it twice in a sentence, but stfu n00b - DOH!).

Laslty - sentences to be used more. "Alright....gay" (from Sean of the dead)
and "puffter .... eh" (from someone).

Ultimately - i dont have any more musings i just wanted to put another end line.

To finish up - i wonder how many words for 'the end' there are.

In conclusion - I wonder if anybody will actually read this. Tell me if you do.


p.s. one more - i've just added a new knife skin - its hilarious! Kungfu skin, stab 1 = punching them, stab 2 = kick. So if you see me trying to knife lots of people its just me getting my kicks (pun intended - ;-)).