WANTED: MERCENARIES FOR HIRE

Above or under the age of 47?

Have a (reasonably) clean criminal record?

Have nothing better to do with your free time?

If any or all of the above apply to you then we need you for our group!

Explore cavernous pits and traverse dangerous jungles!

Find more treasure than your heart could possibly desire!

Be Target Practice! Work as a team!

These exciting prospects can only be brought by the Tzu Keepers!

So sign up today and wish your life away!

Farm owners need not apply.