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>join vanilla washington server
>spawns in seatle "cool"
>gets sportshot + extra mag + civ ammo box "not cool"
>hears 2 cars + a lot of twelvies
>ducks behind gun store desk "o sht"
>"LET'S CHECK THE GUN STORE REAL QUICK ♥♥♥♥"
>le panic
>fully geared twelvie jumps over desk, doesn't see me *_*
>walks over me, figure out his FOV and resoloution are prolly bad
>shoot him in butt with sportshot whilst on top of me *tango down*
>take fully geared honeybadger with drum "shweet"
>peak over desk *spray 4 fully geared twelvies with honeybadger until no ammo*
>all ded "aw ye!"
>die of thirst 2 minutes later
11/10 would shrek twelvies again
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