Spazkaban Grand Re-Opening!

Ministry of Magic Prison for Raving Idiots, more commonly known as MOMPFRI, or simply Spaskaban, is the (2nd) Most famous wizarding prison, and has been re-opened today (Whenever you are reading this) following a devastating plot following Rosie Pooter and the deadly (To idiots who belong here) convict Penis Black. We hope you have a lovely day and, if you are in Spazkaban as of now, you are the only convict here that can read, so well done, and remember: what happens in Spazkaban, stays in Spazkaban.