This January Jason Statham IS : Jason Statham

I dont even need to see this film to know that this is utterly garbage.
Jason Statham is too old and tired to be the transporter, so now hes a mechanic .
The Genius over at CBS Films think tank cant even write a good "B" movie The Mechanic is a remake of an old crappy Charles Bronson movie. CBS films only has 5 movies under their belt, and include such masterfull pieces of art such as "The Back up Plan" and "Faster".
The Mechanic is keeping them on pace for producing the least anticipated movies in the industry. The premise of the movie is simple, ala Jason Statham subgenre..
Somebody hires The Mechanic ( Hitman ), deal goes through, next deal doesnt. The Mechanic then has to hunt down his employer that tried to double cross him and his gay buddy with an odd fake accent. throw in some gun play, a few fireballs, and the obligatory sexy lady scene, and you have the Transporter VIII, i mean The Mechanic.


pretty much if you watch the trailer in the link below, you have seen everything the film has to offer.

Also CBS Films also recently released a Red Band Trailer ( "R" Rated ) trying to drum up more intrest, and put it on youtube. this "Special Trailer" Includes gratuitous violence, the "F" bomb, a lady's nipple and a partial shot of her ass while she rides cowgirl on Statham's old rubbery flesh.

-releasing a Red Band trailer before the movie is even released is pretty unheard of, unless the movie is total ♥♥♥♥.

In Theaters January 28, 2011

The Mechanic Trailer
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Red Band Trailer ( "R" Rated )