PART 2;

...The X and Y keys signify the control layout for the majority of this game. Furthermore, the letter Z is made up of 3 strokes and the letter X is made up of 2. Now, if my time at the penitentiary for the convicted juveniles (known as "kindergarten") taught me anything, it was that 3 + 2 = 5. How many letters are in the name "Nico Rife?" 8. Through my deductive reasoning, I was able to conclude that 8 - 5 = 3. How many caves are there? One; 3 x 1 = 3. Now folks, how many sides does a triangle have? 3.


ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

Folks, right there is the key to life and the universe.

So I was doing my daily surfing of the web when I came across this game known as "The Bill Cosby Fun Game."

It's an idealistic neo-noir suburban tale of a down-on-his-luck african american who goes by the name of Bill Cosby and seeks to survive in the criminal underworld of Compton by luring people into his cave using his Kodak camera to knock them out.

Anyways, I was so immensely struck by the deep philanthropic undertones of this experience that I decided to take matters into my own hand. Ergo, I put my money where my mouth was and undertook an investigative journey into the Cosby Cave where I met this deity that named itself "Nico Rife." It was at that point in my short-lived yet determined career of exploration that I began to connect the dots...

SHERLOCK KUSH

I would trade DOTKA for VODKA any day.

Nah....