You'll get a half-eaten cucumber.

Because why not?
Anybody that is an officer/admin is Janitor or higher.
The order in which rankings go are Member-Janitor-VIP-Waiter-Bouncer-Asin(Jin) currently.

VIPs: Fudge, Dray, Swift, and Silent.
Waiters: Salem, Cerb
Bouncers: none

Second in command (AKA the penis of the group) : Xombey