SealTeamGoose

SealTeamGoose is a highly dangerous squad of geese trained by a mythical Meat Man. It was originaly founded by a goose and has been run by geese ever since the mid 1980's. While SealTeamGoose has stopped numerous terrorist attacks in the US they also assist in covert ops outside their own pond when needed. When not on covert ops missions the geese spend their days swimming and eating bread from generous travelers. These geese have the power to brake a man's neck by flapping their wings and have the speed of a motor boat with their webbed feet. Their main enemies are the ducks. Ducks are small ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who like to steal the geese bread and if a duck were to walk into the wrong part of the pond they would be brutaly pecked to death. If a goose is ever captured they are instructed to squawk as loud as they can and then procced to throw feces on the enemy.