May santa derpies be ever in your favour

Question: "How do I convert to Derp?"

Answer: A man in 2fort of TF2 asked a very similar question of LOL and Swagmaster2000. We know at least three things about this man: he was a Noob, he was a previous COD player, and he wasn't a good trader. He had been on the verge of suicide when Swagmaster2000 stopped him. And that’s when the man asked, “What must I do to be a mlg pro?” (Acts 16:30).

The very fact that the man asks the question shows that he recognized his need of Mlgness—he saw only death for himself, and he knew he needed help. The fact that he asks LOL and Swagmaster2000 shows that he believed they had the answer.

btw they don't if derp lvl 3