We are. The Crowbars

We are those faithful. Who rely on the help of our brethren.
Those may toil with fancy guns, but we, are loyal to crowbars.
We protect.
Never forget.
Everything is permitted.
And We laugh.



This is my crowbar. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My crowbar is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My crowbar, without me, is useless. Without my crowbar, I am useless. I must swing my crowbar true. I must smack straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must smack him before he shoots me. I will...
My crowbar and I know that what counts in this war is not the swings we throw, the noise of our smack, or the blood we make. We know that it is the smacks that count. We will hit...
My crowbar is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its bar. I will keep my crowbar clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My crowbar and I are the defenders of my Video Game. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is Garry's Mod and there is no enemy, but peace!