The BoilR contains Boiled people. Perfectly Boiled.

Have a problem?
BOIL IT

Have an issue?
BOIL IT

A lack of friends?
BOIL THE IGNORANTS

A lack of The Finals??????
Do i have the place for you.
im kidding i dont rlly

But i can introduce you to THE FINALS.
And the HORRIBLE side of light mains.

JOIN TODAY because i need YOU specifically to help me FIGHT THESE LIGHTS

Don't tell them
Let them find out
Don't tell anyone about this
Just let them figure it out
Be as vague as possible when talking about it
If i catch one of you talking about this there wont be a you anymore