The Algae Pool

John Kari has past away during his commute home from his job in the early morning hours of december 15th. may he rest in peace

paramedics responded to the scene to find mr. kari was most likely deceased upon impact with a truck delivering unmarked self pleasure toys.

we interviewed a paramedic on scene.
Marco Cinnamon: "It was a bloodbath. Of dildos and chinese food. Mr Kari has past by the time we got to the scene, but we assume he died in pleasure, as various toys were lodged in his anal cavity.