HOLD THIS POSITION!

I got really, really drunk last night. I found out that if you throw eggs at a tree hard enough, repeatedly, the locals will start calling you the 'egg-tree man' Now spread your message by placing one, singular, damn egg through each unbelievers letter / postal box until they start doing it to and before you know it you have a cult about ready to sacrifice a child for some chicken egg God made up by some drunk dudes, all wearing KFC full body masscot outfits. Chanting 'WEEEBA WOOOO BOOOOOOOO!"

fak

yo make my main mod u nerdz

no u

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