The Most Holy Temple of Pizzas of Eight

Greetings, my peasant underlings.

Having been placed in control of the travesty that you poor souls call a group, or rather, "TEAM EXTREMELYAWESOME", I have decided to reign in supreme authority over you simpletons forever. Since I am vastly superior in good looks and intelligence to any of you combined, I proclaim myself your leader.

I, Pizzas of Eight, Supreme Overlord and Dictator for Life of this once-terrible group, therefore announce a new reign, a new rike, to last for ten thousand years, and more. To realize this vision, several measures will be implemented.

First: you have no privileges but for those that I decree. Your only remaining privilege is to be able to speak in our great fora, nothing more. You join when I tell you to do so. You leave when I tell you to do so. And for those loyal to me, rewards will be delivered.

Second: Team Fortress 2 is now the only official video game of this group. The reason for this is that, since TEAM EXTREMELYAWESOME is merely a manifestation of Supreme Overlord Pizzas of Eight's absolute and complete perfection, a game that is likewise absolutely and completely perfect is required. All nonperfect games have been culled.

Third: At any given time, you, scum of the earth, garbage dump fodder, etc., must bow and pay penitence to me, Pizzas of Eight, Supreme Overlord and Dictator for Life. Your titles include the aforementioned "peasant underlings", "scum of the earth", et cetera.

We can make this group great again. For that to happen, however, you must yield yourselves in the wake of my greatness and offer your bodies and souls as pedestals for my glory and honor, forever and ever.