The Elite Crew

Is it weird that I can wrap my dick like a bow for christmas? Because I gave bow to my friend's girlfriend and she smiles and I don't know why.

My friend Dawson, We have been friends since we where little, You and I have been through many adventures together like chilling with your dad on Red Dead and merking zombies on Deadrising 2 and who can forget B2000b and all the good times there. We had each others back from the begining but now we are starting to go our own ways because we are starting to make big life choices since we are not kids anymore. I just want to let you know i will not forget the day we became best friends on call of duty with your swag name, icecreamkiller :) dont forget me when i go off because when i go off i will not be around for long, i hope to meet up with you again some day in the future but intell then this is goobye. I liked that corndog that I ate it tasted /SO/ good and I will always remember when we said goodbye.

- your BoyFriend

My friend Dawson, We have been friends since we where little, You and I have been through many adventures together like chilling with your dad on Red Dead and merking zombies on Deadrising 2 and who can forget B2000b and all the good times there. We had each others back from the begining but now we are starting to go our own ways because we are starting to make big life choices since we are not kids anymore. I just want to let you know i will not forget the day we became best friends on call of duty with your swag name, icecreamkiller <3 :) dont forget me when i go off because when i go off i will not be around for long, i hope to meet up with you again some day in the future but intell then this is goobye, bae. I will always remember the times under the blanket ;).

Hey where are all my fems at?

Let's play a dirty game called counter stroke.