We're the Trufflebutters. We butter truffles.

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PRETTY MUCH THE BEST AT SEX - CHEVRON
"AMERICA" IS A NOUN, VERB, AND ADJECTIVE - FALSE
BURN ME AGAIN, DADDY -

DOUBLE MINORITY -
I USE MY HARDENED ARTERIES AS BULLETS - XENMAS
YEEHAW -

SNIP, CLICKER OF ♥♥♥♥♥ - TOAST
JUST BECAUSE I GET INTIMATE WITH MY PATIENTS DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY - FENDERCHIC
LITERALLY A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - KMAN


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WE HAVENT GOTTEN HERE YET

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NOTHIN FOR YA, HOMBRE.

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TO BE ANNOUNCED.

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WANNA SCHEDULE SCRIMS? VERBALLY SUCK OUR ♥♥♥♥♥? CALL US SLURS IN RUSSIAN? WE GOT YOU COVERED.

CONTACT ANYONE IN THE "ADMIN" SECTION OF OUR MEMBER LIST. THAT WOULD BE ME, XENMAS, AND THE CO-OWNER, KMAN. NEITHER OF US ONLINE? ANY OF THE MODERATORS (THE MAIN TEAM) WILL ALSO SUFFICE, BUT WE PREFER DIRECT CONTACT FIRST AND FOREMOST.