The Order of Ham-Knights Info:

Description:
We are The Order of Ham-Knights, an honourable collective of Ham enthusiasts. Ham is our bread and butter. (so to speak) It serves us as both our food, and more importantly, weapon of choice.


Our Rules and Tenets:
(1) To be a "Ham-Knight," you must own the TeamFortress2 item know as a "Ham Shank". If you do not own a Ham Shank but are still a member of our Order, your official title will be that of "Ham-Squire". Should you manage to acquire a Ham Shank, you will be instantly, and automatically promoted to the status of Ham-Knight, and may refer to yourself as such.

(2) Should you so choose, you need not fight for our Order. You may do battle in the same manner as everyone else, and the following rules and tenets of our Order will not apply to you if you decide to ignore them. But should you take up the mighty Ham and fight as a Ham-Knight, you must abide by what is written below.

(3) When fighting in the name of our great Order, you must at all times wield the Ham and only the Ham! For the Ham is the mightiest weapon, and to use any other weapon in the presence of the Ham is a disgrace to both the Ham, and our Order.

(4) When on the field of combat, you must at all times remain chivalrous toward your foes. In addition, the only salt we permit to grace the mighty Ham is the salt from the tears of our enemies! Salt that pours forth from your eyes ruins the Ham's glorious flavour, and disgraces our Order.

(5) Tis preferred (but not required) that thou speakest in a stereotypical Olde English manner.
As it is fun, and lightens the mood.

(6) When multiple members of the Order catch an enemy by off guard and slay them with the mighty Ham, it is called a "Hambush."

(7) Ham-based humour is keenly encouraged within our Order.