Welcome my Sons

HOW TO JOIN:
1. We select you. A Butt Brother must feel so strongly about your soul, that they can't resist an addition.
2. Donate. Any item donated to the leaders of the organization will result in an addition. The better the item, the higher your prestige.


About the organization:
The Butt Brothers is a religious organization created to make the world a better place. We stick truly to our beliefs and breaking a rule is a sin which will result in a expulsion and a direct visit to hell.

Our Beliefs:
The only lord is the Holy Gourd (not to be confused with Great Pumpkin).
Sex before marriage is a sin.
Tryhards shall not carry on after the great reaping.
Consumption of alcohol only permitted during pregnancy.
Anal beads are a sign of status and the more you have in the ass the higher your rank.
Heroin is not a right, it's a privilege.