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TOP 5 CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
#1 Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.
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#2 Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, its descendants are no know as giraffes.
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#3 Chuck Norris doesn't read books he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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#4 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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#5 Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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