Baking with passion since 1989

Swee Heng Bakery has been Baking with passion since 1989. We make sure we deliver our very best to give all of you the best bread we can offer. After our hard work and determination, we have achieved the high rating of 2.9/5 stars. We thank whoever who supported us from our start till now.

Our enemy, 4 Leaves, has been an eyesore to us. They scare us so much, whenever we see 3 leaves, we do nothing, but when there are 4 Leaves, we immediately exterminate them. We are probably the cause of deforestation in places like the Amazon river, but we don't care. We want them gone.

Our other enemy, Bengawan Solo, is also stealing our customers. We urge everybody to buy from us instead, we will give u more than enough cream, and you guys will not recognise the bread you just bought.

Aunties and uncles all come to our shops, unlike the bastard youngsters, who only buy low-quality bread from Mcdonalds. Although our "customers" are usually aunties and uncles with dementia, asking us if we know the directions to their house, it still counts as customers.

We will spread lovely posters and advertisements about our lovely shop that is TOTALLY not propaganda, and soon, we will be the Number 1 Bread shop IN THE WORLD!!!!!

Baking with passion since 1989.


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