Woah, there's some arabic there.

tybg

lols

Shawarma الله أكب: Thanks for adopting me from Africa
Shawarma الله أكب: Dad
Surprise Adoption: pls
Surprise Adoption: I may be dad, but I'm not paying for any child support.
Shawarma الله أكب: Shucks
Shawarma الله أكب: Are you "going out for some milk"
Shawarma الله أكب: and never coming back?
Surprise Adoption: that all depends on how knocked up mom is.
Surprise Adoption: at least my children know what's up.
Shawarma الله أكب: Aye, you taught me well papi
Shawarma الله أكب: Soon i'll be a man, "accidentally" impregnating women and not paying for their kid
Shawarma الله أكب: Saying the "condom broke"
Surprise Adoption: Wow, I really did teach you well.
Shawarma الله أكب: It was more of a psychic connection, since you left me when I was about 3
Shawarma الله أكب: But yeah, thanks man.
Surprise Adoption: You got it!

I'm so proud to be a father of this adoptee. Keep on keepin' on little chitlin.