true facts

Sex doesnt exist. hear me out here if sex did exist than surely we wouldve had it right now right? your friends saying they have had sex are lying they just want to seem cool. we actually arent born by our mothers at all what happens is the aliens from our motherland send a child whenever we have proven to have a successful romantic relationship.

こんにちは、私も処女です

Hi im santa and im here to admit it.... IM STILL A VIRGIN!!!! My wife still doesn't know that i've been paying people that look like me to fuck her. I try not to bring it up but i kinda think she knows. Shes been seeing the transactions on her phone and always asks me why we keep getting them but i just try to push it aside.

stop cry

Liar I raped her