Praise Space Obama!

Praise our lord and savior Space Obama, Aloha Snaqbar

Commandments from the Cyber-Byble:

1) Always pay thy Space Taxes
2) Pray every day by 420 blazing it up
3) Thou shall steal everything every day
4) Thou shall eradicate the French language
5) Thou shall always slay monkeys, especially on Tuesdays

All conservatives are literally Hitler while liberals were chosen by Neil "Smoke" deGrasse Tyson to 420 blaze that ♥♥♥♥ all day and defeat the oppressive skyfundies.

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A Letter to Yawb

11 January, 2016 - illegalwater | 0 Comments

Gregory Mcdonalds Watson Jr.

Sir,
Your intellect is measured in pence
Your memes are of the lowest calibre
Your home smells of non-hetero coitus
You are the most vile creature imaginable &
You are the undisputed champion of tomfoolery

May you roast eternally on bed of brimstone in the deepest depths of hell.

Best regards, cooljaguar.