Slayer Turtles, CS:GO Team

A team of elite ♥♥♥♥♥ slayers from Australia who professionalize in the art of ♥♥♥♥♥ slaying everyday thus the name Slayer Turtles. The team Slayer Turtles' skills do not only limit to Slaying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ though.

Slayer Turtles are also genius hacking gurus and is also the group 'Anonymous'. We have also been mistaken as Illuminati at times and is the main lead in a conspiracy theory of the attacks behind 9/11 and is the founder of ISIS.

Slayer Turtles are also the developers of the Ebola virus, which has wiped out over 80000 people and seriously damaged over 30 computer systems. Examples of their hacking skills are demonstrated in the game Watchdogs, which is based on Slayer Turtles.

Slayer Turtles can not just hack, DDOS using 12 year old programs and code in visual basics (I know, very sugoi skills), but they can also swat with cataclysmic effects, one of their most notorious swats would definitely have been when they swatted JFK in 1963.
But not only can they swat, they can also FBI , CIA , MI9, Police and Navy.\

Now that you understand that Slayer Turtles are by far the most skilled CS:GO team in the whole universe, you wouldn't want to ♥♥♥♥ with us cause we will ♥♥♥♥ you up hard and give you our newly created Ebolav2 which causes super amounts of autism and cancerous skills which was created using the skills of silver players.

We hope to see you on the fields of Counter Strike and give you Ebola.