Welcome, Join or I -rep you.

Join for an ' Interesting and Unforgettable ' Experience.
Under Terms and Conditions, once you click Join, you are to obey my every command.

All Hats, Keys, and Unusuals are to be surrended to me, Indefinitely, Immediately. No Questions asked. Whatever you do, my spies will be watching.

If I feel I don't like your items, either delete it or delete it. I have now all rights to force your name , display picture change. I can also make you delete your games.

A 5 Key fee is to be passed to me every week. An Offering (Compliment) to my shrine of awesome (Comments Section) is expected everyday.

If I dislike someone, you will do my dirty work of making their lives hell on earth. I will not have anything to do with you if you're banned, except laugh and get new slaves.

You are now an able slave, willing to work for their masters. Equip the Slave Tag. E.g
'Slave' John Rogers. All Slaves are to greet me with a cup of tea everytime I come online.
Remember, I'm far superior and better in every way, except being a slave like you.

If you quit, you only enforce the fact that you suck in everything. All who are not with me, are against me. If you choose not to comply to these simple rules, you will have to be dealt with the hard way, by my 'Head of Harms' , Watts.

Thank you for wasting your already useless time to read this and clicking join. Here's a happy testimonial from a slave that quit. elmo: ♥♥♥♥ YOU