Skolehr DayZ

In the beginning Gabe created Valve and Steam . Now the community was formless and empty, noobs were over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Gabe was hovering over the servers.

And Gabe said, “Let there be a new clan,” and there was a clan. Gabe saw that the clan was good, and he separated the clan from the noobs. Gabe called the clan “Skolehr,” and the noobs he called “scrubs” And there were doritos, and there was mountain dew—the first day.