We ♥♥♥♥ Raw Shrimp In Spite of These Illustrious Quotes:

Jake: you named a clan after yourself. your not even good lol
sean: retro sucks
josh: yeah i know i told finn the same thing haha

(Because Shrimp wasnt a troll clan against gimp kappa ex dee get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trolled).

1. I’d like to see Richard Burton or Sir John Gielgud or Sir Laurence Olivier do “Macbeth”, memorizing all that dialogue, and have a boner.
-Ron Jeremy

2. People say, “Are you just acting?” Well, you can’t act when you’ve got a fist up your butt.
-Marilyn Chambers

3. Now I work with women who are younger than my breast implants.
-Nina Hartley

4. I think some people recognize my butthole before they recognize my face.
-Bobbi Starr

5. You can’t just say to your girlfriend, “I have to go ♥♥♥♥ 500 girls in Eastern Europe. Wait for me here, please.”
-Erik Everhard

6. Making eye contact during rough sex is roughly the equivalent to trying to read Dostoyevsky on a rollercoaster.
-Jenna Jameson

7. Don’t have oral sex with a woman if her vagina smells like a dumpster; that’s how I lost both my arms.
-Peter North

8. Be good or don’t get caught.
-Traci Lords

9. You cannot blame porn….When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan’s Island.
-Ron Jeremy

10. Ugly people shouldn’t be able to handle food.
-Kami Andrews

11. People who substitute soda for water disgust me. But I swallow jizz for a living so who cares?
-Asa Akira

12. If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching vaginas.
-Stoya

13. All the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from the past few days is not making this morning’s karaoke session very easy.
-Asa Akira