Welkom,

let me tell you about Shrek, Shrek is an Ogre, he lives in a swamp and he is green. The one thing you should now about Shrek is that he is God, he is the god of love, god of life and god of every living thing that exists on this pathetic planet earth. When you worship Shrek your body must be in a complete state of peace and evil at the same time.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

These folowing points must be executed if part of this group:
-Worship Shrek every day
-Move to a swamp
-Eat human beings
-Paint your face green
-Spread the religion of Shrek
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-Watch every Shrek movie

If these things are all done exactly as told you wil go to Shrek heaven and meet lord Shrek himself, if not... you will be sent to Shrek hell were you will have to watch Miley Cyrus twerk for the rest of eternity.

Thank you for reading.
and remember: It's all Ogre.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.



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