Our Father of Optics

Let us pray in our place of worship, to the father of optics, and author of all thy recipes.

May he bless us with P's and provide us with degrees.

The Lords Prayer:
Our father who art in optics, hallow by thy rays.
Thy photons come, reflection done, in labs as it is in space.
Give us thy P's, and our recipes and forgive us for failures, as we forgive those who use textbooks against us.
Lead us not into applied physics, but provide us our tools, for theoretical physics is the only approach.
In the name of the holy, master, father of light.
Shahraam.