Don't bother.

Hello, this is the first announcement.
First of all, congratulate [Insert player name here] on winning the Player of the Week award, in which I will have given him/her nothing. Today's TF2 class of the week is: Medic, this means you have to challenge yourself to play this class at least once a day, if you care (btw if you, for some reason, main the class of the week, play someone else).

Until next time,
Burnt Charlie,
CEO & founder of something I forgot, honestly who cares?