Parapluie is one hell of a drug

I've come to make an announcement. M16 is a ♥♥♥♥♥-Ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. She pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, she took her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boomer ♥♥♥♥ out and he said that it was "this big" and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter Dot Com. M16, you got a small ♥♥♥♥, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: (explosion noises) That's right baby. All points, no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. She ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife so guess what? I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth! That's right this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher! I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT KRYUGER? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss Drrrrrrroplets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth, now get out of my sight before I piss on you to. - Agent