WE ARE SW0L TEAM 6

We are a special branch of the military that kills top terrorists and stops nuclear threats. We dont use guns because guns are for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Then how do we kill terrorists? Well, we use our advance training in all forms of martial arts to eliminate the threat. What if we get shot? You see, we go to the gym EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY and C O N S U M E 15,000 calories EVERY DAY.
Therefore, we are so swol that bullets deflect off of our swol skin cells. How do we stop nuclear threats then? Well if you must know, we NEVER SKIP LEG DAY. Basically we jump into the air with the explosive force of a nuke contained in our quadrecps and catch the nuclear missle then throw it back from where it came.