HEIL STAN

HEIL THE DARK LORD STAN

STAN represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!

STAN represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

STAN represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

STAN represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!

STAN represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!

STAN represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!

STAN represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!


STAN represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

STAN has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years![