WE ALL HAVE CANCER

Last Sunday I was officially Diagnosed with Terminal 5 Penial and Testicular Cancer. The doctors said my weewee wasn't going to make it, and they wanted to put me to sleep, but I told them to fuck off. Once I got home, one of my tumors that was located on my left nut burst, spewing yellow goop and blood all over. I could no longer walk, so I fell asleep on the ground. The next morning I was laying in a puddle of yellow sauce, and my testicle was still spewing the liquid. There must have been a tumor in my right nut too, because the second I woke up it burst. Now I was sitting in this puddle of nut juice, and I still could not walk. My peepee then quickly rotted away until it was hanging by a thread. (keep in mind I have a 1/2 incher.) So, I ripped it off. Suddenly, the same yellow liquid came out of my mouth, nose, ears and eyes. I then drowned in this mysterious yellow fluid. Thank you.