Herpcussive Derplomacy

In the dark reaches of space, there exists a rag-tag collective of low-sec scumbags, nihilists and social undesirables; an enclave known as Percussive Diplomacy. Comprised solely of drunken belligerents and man-children, it is amazing how such a group has managed to survive for as long as it has without imploding into chaos reminiscent of "Lord of the Flies". Contributing absolutely nothing to the wellfare of its own region, "Herpcussive Derplomacy" can be observed springing traps, ganking defenseless industrialists, whoring onto every killmail possible and generally serving as a dertriment to the EVE Online community as a whole. In whatever illicit activity SLAPD happens to participate, you can rest assured that they are maliciously and intentionally causing some form of grief or inconvenience.

Testimonials and Endorsements:

"...an insane group of ne'er-do-wells wearing goggles." -Shaalira D'arc
"SLAPD is the jam in my jelly roll." -Ammon Dei
"[a] pretty decent amount of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥..." -Hidden Snake
"<3 pizza :)" -Loren Gallen
"LOL I think those are friendly pies, unless theres nothing to shoot at, then they can be dangerous." -Hawk Alugi
"Lord of Pizza." - GM Moustache

Recruitment Status: Open
Ransoms and 1v1s will be honored.

Public Channel: SLAPD In Public
Recruitment: Message a SLAPD Member
Diplomatic Contact: Bluejacket CT

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