no1 UK team Radical Radicchios

Light pollution flashes in the sky. It’s proper pissing it down, pelting on its way those too weak to withstand the fury of winter at its fullest. From the permafrost strikes a massive hand; the mythical vegetable once deemed “boosted” off the coast of Essex now rises to life, regenerated, from Frederiksborg soil. The time is due. Around the world, the word spreads. In Sweden, the best of the best cower in fear and lock themselves in the nearest IKEA retail store. The Brazilians run into the safety of the jungle, the Danes play dead in Legoland and the Slavs sprint crying to babushka’s warm embrace. The Radical Radicchios’ executes practice is unleashed upon the scene. Anders “Crucial” Kølln hails from his journey spent in Faceit lvl 10. A man may turn off his cheat engine, but the hakcs never leaves a man. Once again, he picks up the green rifle, this time not for elo or FPL challenger spots, but to smite all opposition in the name of the common legume-for the common people. Jack “Napoleon “J0skin” Bonaparte” Manning leaves Las Iguanas to lead what we can finally describe as a radical, but not regular, super team. Under his strategic genius and B site anchorage shall the great-value m249s spit death and destruction upon foes who wail in their weakness. T-dog “Crooked” Mitchell re-joins after returning from tilt-induced exile to have even more unreasonably high expectations. No longer will he be the only all-aim-no-brain of his team, but instead, a vital ingredient of a chaotic flashbang made up of INGERLAND’s finest. Renhard “ZeroZero” Manning thwarts all rumors of becoming Astralis contracted cocktail maker by ascending to become the flash father, blinding all those before him like a London gang that is big enough to afford acid but not big enough to buy guns. Oh, the humanity! Backed up by the forces at home, bursting from motivation like a shadow ghost thirsting for nekos, he returns to ravage everything in his path. Where skill rises to speak, experience sits silent and disciplined. Harold “HDC” Drinkwater fills the ranks from Team Radian, for what would the team be if they wouldn’t have some comedy relief? Vigilantly standing, pretending to support his teammates while inavertedly hitting a brilliant headshot every other round then whiffing a 50 bullet spray the next, he will be the shield and sword his comrades need to achieve the ultimate. The warning has been given. The sky screams, the ground shakes and the oceans boil. RADICAL RADICCHIOS is coming. #COMMONVEGGIE4COMMONPEOPLE


Team Roles:
Flash Daddy: Renhard "ZeroZero" Manning
Utilitymeister: Jacques "J0skin" Manning
Demotivator: Theodopolopodous "Crooked" Mitchell
Literally everything: Andy "Crucial" Colon
Bitchboi: Harold "HDC" Hardrada