The 𝖭𝖾𝗈𝗇 𝖡𝗂𝖻𝗅𝖾 ✞

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The neon bible is a modern day rewriting of the Rick James bible written by Richard Burnish. Many of the commandments have been revised to accommodate to today's society. Subjects in this bible include whether you should torrent illegal downloads or not, should you update Firefox, and how thou shall not plow thy neighbors wife. The Neon Bible is only 70 pages long. It was available for purchase on the Jesus Chatline website for $19.99 and $29.99 autographed by the author himself and for $29.95 on Amazon.
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Qoutes by Richard

"It wasn't easy rewriting the bible...I caught a a lot of flak and did not take to it too kindly they didn't understand what we were trying to do but remember that Jesus took a lot of flak."

“"Being a Christian simply doesn't cut it anymore. That may have got you to heaven in 960 a.d. when there was lots of room, but you know what? It's like a full SATA 2 hard drive. God doesn't wanna make a hardware upgrade because he is a compulsive gambler, and he has lost a lot to Satan." ” — Richard Burnish

According to Richard the bible is not up to date to today standards and should be updated like your iTunes or Firefox. Contrary to what they preach, they do not use Firefox, instead they use Internet Explorer.
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Some of the revisions include:

Evolution in porn
Illegal smuggling of humans
Texting in movie theaters, thou shall be killed
Masturbating in Public, also known as Holy Masturbating
Showing small Boobs on Twitch.tv
Looking at Fetty Waps eye
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Products Edit
Neon Bible (with 100% garuntee into heaven)
Richard Burnish Autographed Bible
Accelerated Reading Bible
AIDS cure[1] ($49.95)
Richard's Package
Burnish Brand Eggs
JesusChatline Prayer Towel
JesusChatline Hockey Shirts
Richard Burnish Carbonated Water
Richard Burnish Blessed water
Christ Plug[2], an addon for Firefox that sorts out content by religious importance.
The Holy Roller[3], a purple jersey with a closeup of Richard's face, inspired by Stevens' favourite 'rappist,' 'Tubepack Shaker.'
Services Edit
1 Week Intensive Anti Homosexuality training
6 Week ♥♥♥♥ Detox Program (Attended by Ricky Martin)
Anti Homosexual Seminars
Homosexual Rehabilitaion Seminars[4]
Accelerated 3 Day Bible Camp[5

Our lord and Author of the Neon Bible[neonbible.wikia.com]
The Co host Steven Chilton[neonbible.wikia.com]
Source[neonbible.wikia.com]