REST IN PIECES TO THE GREAT MARINE SCOULDIER

HE WAS A GREAT MAN 20 IRAQIS SINGLE HANDEDLY KILLED IN FALLUJAH.
I WILL NEVER NOT THANK HIM FOR HIS SERBICE

8 DISTINGUISHED FLYING CROSS
10 BRONZE STARS
15 PURPLE HEARTS
10TH PRESTIGE
6TH MARINE DIVISION SKIBALL CHAMPIONSHIP WINNER 2015
ORBOWITZ EXCELLENCE IN LAUNDRY DUTY AWARD 2017
CROIX DE GUERRE (Posthumous)
GRAND KNIGHT OF THE ORDER OF MALTA
POPE IN THE ORBODOX CHURCH
CAMEO APPEARANCE IN AMERICAN SNIPER AS IRAQI CHILD NO. 2
APART OF THE MARINE BAND UNIT THAT RETOOK THE CAPITAL JANUARY 7th FROM THE DRUMPFOID GHOUL MOB
PROUD ALGERIAN
HELD CAPTIVE BY ISIS ON COOKING DUTY 2016
SURVIVED OPERATION NIKOCADO BACKHOLE, OPERATION SPYRO SUBWAY, OPERATION METRO 24/7

HE LEAVES BEHIND WIDOW AND STINKMISTRESS ANDREA APPLE AND SON FERD ROBERTO ORBOWITZ

YOU MUST KILL USER "NICKFORESTOWL" ON SIGHT!!!!!!!!!

ARTICLE II:

SUBSCRIBE TO USER BOWLER ON IFUNNY

TO PROPERLY MARTYR YOURSELF TO ORBOWITZ (PBUH) YOU MUST PICKLE YOURSELF IN TEL AVIV

TO PILGRIMAGE FOR ORBOWITZ YOU MUST CLIMB THE EIFFEL TOWER AND LEAVE A CRAYON, A COPY OF HOI 4, AND AN APPLE