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Dear Fellow Webbers:There's a new web show online that's fast becoming super-popular. It's called iCarly and, I must admit, it's FANTASTIC. The show's star, Carly, is a very funny and HOT girl. Her co-host is the SPICY Sam, who is also very funny. Carly and Sam are hilarious together. Their witty banter (which means "funny conversations") even had ME chortling out loud ("chortling" means "laughing"). Carly + Sam = HOT N' SPICY -- and that's just how I like my web shows. ;)
The show looks and sounds great, thanks to their technical producer, Freddie. He's an expert camera-man, and he's quite talented with audio and lighting and such.
There are many web shows on the internet, but iCarly is the funniest and most entertaining. You never know what clever thing Carly and Sam will do next, and that's what makes iCarly such a joy to watch.
My only complaint is that Carly needs a boyfriend. Perhaps someone like me. She knows my email address. ARE YOU LISTENING, CARLY?
-Nevel
PS: If Carly won't be my girlfriend, I would also be happy with Sam. ARE YOU LISTENING, SAM? .